Which house do you belong to?

Are you excited to be in college finally?

Yes! I am completely unsupervised by adults! I am going to do every dangerous thing I've been told not to do and do them all at once!

No. I am homesick for friends.

Yes. I guess I could learn some things here. Might not be boring too. I don't know, ask me again later and I'll pick answer #5.

No. I don't tend to get excited about anything.

Yes. I have big plans for my life after college, and I'm excited to get it over with, does that answer your question?

No! College is hard work and I hate working hard!

No! My parents have made me attend college, school is dumb!

Yes! This school has limitless magical knowledge and I want to immerse myself in all of it!

No. I prefer complete autonomy and resent being oppressed by schedules and rules.

Yes! I have come here to have a good time, and make friends! This is the best!

What would you say is the central core of your motivation?

Imagination. The limitless possibilities contained in every moment fill me with excitement. I have to go out and do all the things!

Defiance. Someone once told me that I couldn't achieve something, and since then I've become addicted to proving everybody wrong.

Excellence. I am driven to the be the absolute best, because anything else is a waste of time.

Gifted. I have a calling. I am that gifted at what I do. Someone has to do it, and since I'm the best at it, it's what I do.

Fate. I am a child of destiny, and drive myself forward to meet my ordained greatness.

Autocratic. The mere act of protecting my own autonomy and agency, my lifelong struggle, requires full and constant motivation, otherwise you'll be swept away by the forces in play.

Regret. I made a serious mistake once that cost me a lot. It changed me, and I'm driven to become a better person.

Pleasure. Most people don't admit it, but I have no problem saying that I like doing the things that feel good, and do not like doing things that feel bad. It doesn't have to be full on hedonism, but you know, hedonism is perfectly fine too.

Coffee. My entire life is fueled by my dependency on the stimulant caffeine, and I am not ashamed of this at all.

Amusement. I am here to be entertained. If I am not entertained, I will create my own entertainment.

How do you deal with studying and homework?

I need all the points: grades, house points, extra credit, I DON'T CARE.

I've got big plans and ambitions, so I need to know this stuff in order to succeed. Grades? Oh, yeah, we're graded but that's not really what's motivating me.

This entire thing is pointless game. Studying and homework are inefficient uses of time when you can cheat instead.

I actually like studying, and don't mind homework as long as the subject matter interests me. If it doesn't interest me? I'd rather stare at a wall.

I'm good at it, so I like doing it. Yeah, you can copy off my work. I don't mind.

Can't be bothered to study, have better things to do than homework, don't even give a crap about my grading.

I can study some I guess. Enough to pass exams, but regularly? Nah. Homework is a waste of time, and I'm pretty busy with other stuff.

School is easy. I don't really have to try hard at it to succeed.

I am here to better myself, and studying and homework are the tools to improve my knowledge. I am almost offended by others' lack of diligence.

I would totally study and do my homework if I didn't have to maintain and organize my extensive social network. Priorities, right?

It’s time for dessert! What is your favorite?

Apple pie a la mode

A wafer thin mint

I don't really like to eat food

C is for Cookie, so give them all to me

Port wine and dark chocolate

Fresh fruit and cheese plate

German chocolate cake and espresso

New York Cheesecake with fruit compote

Treacle pudding

I don't really care for desert

Someone has wronged a friend of yours, what action do you take?

Comfort my friend first. Then see what they want me to do.

SCHADENFREUDE.

Spend all my energy barely containing my rage and then take no actual action because i'm exhausted.

Where are they? They shall feel my wrath!

Go find a professor and demand action immediately.

Tell my dear friend they really did bring it on themselves, you know?

Depends. How good of a friend are we talking?

Tact and diplomacy. I would carefully confront the offender and determine what prompted the slight.

Do a quick cost-benefit analysis based on blood status, years known, potential outcome, availability of recourse, and likelihood of reward.

It was me who did it. My action is to enjoy it.

You have a crush on someone! What do you do?

This person causes me to feel things. I resent this, and will retaliate with pranks.

Make a love potion and destroy it because you hate yourself for making a love potion, continue agonizing over what to do.

Get a good friend to ask my crush what they think of me. Lose my shit when my crush tries to date my good friend.

Make a love potion and find a way to slip it to them.

Shout it from the rooftops! No wait, write a song! SERENADE.

Write a note pouring my entire idealized self into the pages, deliver it, throw up.

Find ways to be near them, make eye contact and then look away coyly.

We are perfect for each other, they just don't know it yet. What?

Revel in the angsty feeling of tension and use the energy to become a better student.

Where will you go on your school holiday?

I will still be at the college. For reasons. That are not your concern.

A remarkably popular mundane theme park and resort, you may have heard of it.

Paris. France, not Texas. Sooooo romantic.

To a desert sweat lodge. I need to purge my body and soul.

On retreat in the Yukon where I will transform myself into a polar bear to meditate and reflect.

I've got things to do, no time for vacation.

Wumpus huntin'. *spit*

A tiny remote island. I need to get away from school and people.

New York City. The city never sleeps. Just like me.

Quiet time with my family and pets back home.

When you dream which of the following features most prominently?

A river, lake or ocean

A weapon.